Looks like a dog - Walks like a duck

I went grocery shopping yesterday and bought one of those really small loafs of fresh bread. When I went to make dinner last night I couldn't find it. I looked in every cabinet several times (just in case it magically appeared since the last time I looked). Then Bailey (my bad little dog) came waddling into the kitchen. He was waddling like a duck. I went out to the back yard and sure enough there was an empty bread wrapper. He had eaten the whole loaf and was so full that he was waddling, but that didn't stop him from begging for a treat. His new nick name is "Flying Squirrel". He pushes on the kitchen chairs until they move. He then gets on the chair and hops onto the kitchen table. From there he jumps (flies) about three feet and lands on the kitchen counter.